What do you think of my apology to the rest of the world for American's evil doings?

Here me, here me. I come to you as a citizen of the world. I want to make amends for the evil that America has done to you innocents. First, I'd like to apologize for Disco. Egad, that was some bad times. I'd also like to apologize for Bush, because we know if something goes wrong, like your goat dies, it was his fault. And always remember, that America's plan to spread freedom and democracy was just an evil Zionist plot to destroy Islam. Oh, and unless I forget, sorry about Rosie O'Donnell. Good God, we have to look at her too. And don't forget, I apologise for all those times we stepped in to stop genocide, and civil wars. Oh and also, I'm sorry we got rid of Saddam Hussein. Looking back, he was the best thing Iraq ever had to offer except for cheap oil I hope that covers it.